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Two open letters. One to BOSTON. One to CANADA.
Posted Monday 14 06 2010
Dear Boston,
We play you next Tuesday night. Please be awesome! We hit TT The Bear's stage this Tuesday June 15th with the local likes of The Rodeo Church & Busy Arms. We're sandwiched sexily right in the middle. Do not miss this sex sandwich. Tickets are cheap and dirty. Language? Filthy. Minds? Clean.
That is all.
Patience
Dear Canada,
Things I love about you & am excited about enjoying on our tour, which is about to start any second. Canadian bacon (which is the same as Australian bacon but ours isn't as famous). Growing a beard in the Spring & Steve Nash that awesome golfer JUST KIDDING! Basket Ball player. Poutine. Poutine x the words 'Invented by gourmet stoners? I think yes.
*** Montreal Show This Wednesday June 16 at Il Motore, 179 Jean-Talon W Montreal *** Public heath care (also like Australia) and Steam Whistle Beer. Especially Steam Whistle Beer!
*** Ottawa Show This Thursday June 17 Mavericks Bar 221 Rideau Street. With Library Voices and Pack AD *** Early Thanksgiving, colourful money (also like Australia) AND how your national symbol is a b-b-b-beaver!
*** Brantford Show Friday June 18 at The Ford Plant, 1 King Street Brantford - Brantford, we have never been to you before. This will be a sexy first *** The drinking age is 18 or 19 everywhere and that 24 bro, Jack Bauer, isn't he meant to be Canadian?
*** Toronto Show$ This Saturday June 19th. Yes we play two! The first being kinda early at 5th Annual João Carvalho Mastering NXNE BBQ at 6:20pm and the next is kinda late at Wrong Bar 1279 Queen Street with (hold your dicks) Best Coast, Les Savy Fav, Surfer Blood and Mannequin Men!!! *** I'm pretty sure you Canucks invented Basket Ball and Anti-Gravity Suits. Both very cussin' cool. Maybe even the portable high chair, definitely table hockey and zippers. I mean where the cuss would we be without zippers? Where the cuss would we be without Canada.
Come down and watch us rock out way harder than you're probably used to. It will be fun.
Patience
Comments
Mason said:
You have no idea how disappointed I am that I missed the Toronto show.
Posted on 29/07/2010
Adam said:
Patience! This is Adam from Rodeo Church! Just wanted to let you know how much we enjoyed playing with you folks! Get in touch with us and let us know the next time you're in Boston!
Posted on 18/07/2010
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